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MORTIMER
ICABOD

superbvisor + mascot
LEVEL

DOG

NUMBER OF TOYS
22
FAVORITE ANIMAL

SQUIRREL

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE

FELL OUT OF
A TREE THAT
HE CLIMBED

SIDNEY CROSBY
GAVE HIM A TREAT

TOOK THE T
DOWNTOWN
BY HIMSELF

DOES.THIS.FACE
LOOK.LIKE.IM.LYING

TRUTH BE TOLD

the goodest boi and your favorite dog's favorite dog, mortimer has been at almost every TubClub™️ event since it's inception. he is always eager to greet everyone when they first arrive and likes to do his signature walk-thru checks during breathwork. during ice bath time, mortimer likes to chomp on the ice that has overflowed from the tubs.

mortimer not only serves as our mascot, but he serves special needs children with various disabilities. he has been trained as a service animal and has been a frequent flyer for over 10 years.

and no, sidney crosby has never given him a treat...cheap skate.

INTERESTS

SQUIRREL
HIKING
MEATS
SLEEPS
ROAD TRIPS
BONES
FIREWORKS
FETCH

PERSONAL
TESTIMONIAL

HIS WORDS
NOT OURS

my favorite thing to do (besides sleep) is to go hiking in the woods with my favorite people. i loves to sniff all the stuffs and run and play in water. not only do i like to go hiking, but when i does i carries all my gear in my little backpack.

i am fluent in 3 languages but i rarely likes to talk about it. i am also a frequent trader on the NYSE, have sponsorship deals with various dog brand companies, and have a solid real estate portofolio that includes my beloved vacation home in florida; resort mort.

when not at TubClub™️ or in the woods, you can find me strolling the streets and on my way to my next mission. i has a very busy schedule but will always make time to stop and get some buttrubs from anyone wanting and willing. i am truly one of the most magnificent animals to have ever existed and everybody loves me so much! come to TubClub™️ to get your weekly mort fix.

CONTACT FORM

KEEP.IT.SHORT
KEEP.IT.SWEET

GIVE MORT A
DIGITAL CHIN SCRITCH

send mort a message and he'll do his bestest to respond via bark, lick or paw

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